'You know what, Nathan? Haley really deserves better than that. She really, really likes you and she's good for you, and more than that- she trusts you. And ok, fine, we coud do it right here in the pool and nobody would know, but I would know and you would know and I wouldn't do that for Haley. Or myself. Or even you for that matter coz if you screw up this relationship than you're a bigger jackass than even I thought!'